Dennis Rodman Awarded Nobel Prize

Trump Infuriated Over Snub

Stockholm – (CNBS) Former NBA star Dennis Rodman has been awarded the Nobel Prize for Peace. Following Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump meeting in Singapore to discuss issues on the Korean Peninsula, Mr. Rodman is being given credit for the summit because of his ground-breaking meetings with Kim as far back as 2013.

The award is said to have made Donald Trump furious, claiming that Mr. Rodman “scooped my prize away from me”. The decision by the Nobel committee to overlook Mr. Trump sparked a barrage of tweets from the president.

Speaking through an interpreter, Mr Rodman expressed what appeared to be confusion and bemusement over the surprise announcement.

“Oh, that li'l boy emperor? He's a cool, huh? Funny haircut. No, I ain't got "no bell", why do ya ask?”

Former UN Ambassador Bill Richardson, Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, and Springfield resident, Homer Simpson, have all spoken positively of Mr. Rodman’s involvement in the early stages of what was to become an historic meeting between long-term opponents.


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