CNBS News Channel is gluten-free, trans-fat free, vegan compliant, integrity-free, and all those other trendy but meaningless things. We are a green news channel. We reduce, reuse, and/or recycle news and are sustainable. (As long as the world keep generating this crap, we’ll keep recycling it!)
Our purpose is to entertain. After all, given the absurdity that underlies many of these stories, it seems to be the only realistic response.
For the most part CNBS News is fake news except for the part that is true. Is it hard to tell the difference here at CNBS News? If it is hard for you, imagine what it’s like for our editors and news staff around the world.
Even without our fabricated materials, it is nearly impossible to tell whether the original material is, in fact, fact. Reality is much stranger than anything we can come up with.
If you are unable to determine the non-fiction from the fiction, please contact our Director of Standards and Practices at email@example.com who will attempt to discern the difference and follow up with you.
CNBS News Channel materials is protected by copyright. What copyright means is that we created material at the website. As a result we own it and we decide how and by whom it may be used. Some material was created by others in which case, they own the respective copyright. We attempt to identify those other owners.
By law, you may quote our material for review or comment but you must give CNBS News credit for it. Please contact our Director of Standards and Practices at firstname.lastname@example.org and let them know where and how you intend to use our material. We would like to see it.
Why you would ever want to use this material is beyond us, however that’s your business. Good luck!